Lion Ted

Whenever Donald Trump refers to Ted Cruz as “lying Ted,” I hear “Lion Ted.”  During Trump’s speech at a campaign rally in Wichita, Kansas on March 5, it occurred to me as to why. Yet again, Trump called Ted a liar and then spelled it out…

“How would you spell that? L-Y-E-N, with a big apostrophe,” Trump said.

Whaaaa? Well, it is closer to “lion” than “lying,” anyway (or maybe closer to “Lyon” as in Lyon, France, but I’ll let it go). So how about it, Folks? Lion Ted. Make it stick. Confound Trump with his own insults.